if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
THEY LOOK SO PROUD!!! LOOK AT OUR bABIES! WE MADE THESE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! HAVE U MET OUR BABIES YET LOOK AT THEM!! BABY DOGGIES!!! THAT WE MADE!!!
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
reunited at last
are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this
instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children
best damn spaghetti meatballs
"can i look through your sketchbook"
"hey what are you writing can i see"