psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

(via facebookstaff)

shavingryansprivates:

its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon

(via sniffing)

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

(via iamthewhitegirl)

fffcuk:

being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

(via sniffing)

neongenesisevangaylion:

neongenesisevangaylion:

can we get rid of the term bromance 

it’s like ‘we gotta label it bro so ppl don’t think we’re gay ‘cause there ain’t nothing worse than bein’ gay bro’ ‘haha you said it bro’

(via metaknighty)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via santa)

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

(via tyler-thequeen)

(via sniffing)

perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

AHAHAHHAH GUYS MY SCHOOL BLOCKED MY BLOG AND I CANT GO ON IT ANYMORE HELP LMAO 

"questionable"

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

larrys27tattoos:

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

be quiet and eat your gays

(via taggedthirsty)

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

(via hopeful-recovery)

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(via piplump)

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