burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

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homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

(via blastoiser)

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

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sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

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intensional:

trying to be religious like

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it’s tired and I’m late

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