kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(via sniffing)

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(via ghost-anus)

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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(via heliolisk)

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

(via bulbatsar)

(via cartel)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via sniffing)

(via plivia)

1chainz:

who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day and only cares about music

(via slythergin)

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via sniffing)

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